Monologue: High School Essay

Do you realize that to night is the most important night of my life? Oh my God Do you? Its like totally much than important than cheer tryouts. Its more important than my commencement ceremony kiss, the first solar day of middle school, the first day of high school, the first day of Drivers Ed, more important than my drivers license, more important than any of my ex-boyfriends, more important than my current boyfriends I take to be friend. It is the pinnacle of the high school experience. The stroll. Prom night.The night that I volition remember for the rest of my life. I spent six coulomb dollars on my dress. Anyway, Jane Hickman spent a thousand Shes a total pops girl. For her sixteenth birthday, her Dad bought her a brand new get over Explorer. For my sixteenth birthday I only got a two yr old Taurus. Whatever. Some girls are just born with a bills spoon in their mouth. Shes much(prenominal) a snobby low rich girl. A little rich girl whose parents buy her anything sh e wants. Her parents deal a swimming pool and a tennis court.All we take on is a Jacuzzi. One time she told me she (Makes quote signs with her fingers. ) liked my outfit. Shes such a snob. I know what she meant. She was devising fun of my new condition jeans. She thinks theyre out of fashion already. Slut. Oh well, Im not processon to let Jane Hickman ruin the most important night of my life. My six cardinal dollar dress is way more stylish that that over-priced rag shes waiver to wear. That little bitch. That little slut. Im going to be homecoming royalty for sure. Homecoming queenI hate Jane Hickman. love flake Hickman, cause shes always got a love bite on her neck. That little crazy mamma better not be getting on the royal court. Id just extinguish myself if she was homecoming queen. Id kill myself Its bad nice her dress cost more. Its bad enough shes got a newer car. Its bad enough shes got a pool and a tennis court. I hate my parents. I cant take youre related to m y Mom. Shes so lame. At least you wealthy person money. We sure dont. Why dont we have a pool and a tennis court?My Mom is so ineffectual all she does is sit around at the computer. My Dads neer around. Hes always at the (Makes quotes with her fingers again. ) office. Whatever that means. Like if he was at the (Makes quotes one last time. ) office, hed be making money right? Well, maybe he needs to get his butt in gear and get his daughter a fifteen hundred dollar dress so she doesnt look like a bag lady at the prom. Thats what Im going to look like. A bag lady Jane Hickman is going to be prom queen for sure. This is going to be the worst night of my life.